Monday- Run over left toes with a heavy trash bin at work, bruising the three middle toes: son of a bitch.

Wednesday- While bending over to clean up spilled iced tea, put your left foot on an ice cube which in turns makes you loose your balance and you do the splits and fall on your ass, and now you knee is swollen and it hurts to bend it or put pressure on it: holymotherfucker, jesuschrist, goddamn, sonofabitch, you dirty whore, cum dripping gutter slut, dutch wanker.

Any takers on what's going to happen to me on friday? Because if you know, let me in on the secret so I can avoid the pain!

I have some of dad's pain meds, I think it's time to take one and go to bed...