This is not going well. First off, I don't know how many times I have told Chris that I use my cell phone as my alarm clock. I've also told him that I'm really low on minutes so don't call my cell, because I won't answer it, and don't leave a message, because I won't get it. I called him this morning and told him specifically that I would call him when I got up this evening. I had just fallen asleep when the dumbass calls me and leaves me a damn message. What part of that don't you get?
It doesn't take long for me to be back asleep, when I get a pager from POFG. Now, I can't get to angry with him, I probably didn't tell him that I use my cell phone as the alarm, so I'm sure he assumed I would get it it when I woke up.
Speaking of waking up, as you can tell, I'm up, and I don't want to be. I was hoping on sleeping until about 8. I just had some soup, so hopefully that will make me sleepy again.
Back to POFG. Last night in our conversations, I did ask how long had it been since he's been broken up with his ex. He said 7-8 months, and there is no desire on his part to be with here anymore. Okay fine. While we were chatting...
POFG (10/24/2007 9:38:05 PM): yeah, i made the mistake of messaging her
POFG (10/24/2007 9:38:27 PM): i was going to go to her job firiday and get my jersey i left at her place once upon a time
sara2 (10/24/2007 9:38:35 PM): oh..the ex?
POFG (10/24/2007 9:38:37 PM): she said not to bother.
POFG (10/24/2007 9:38:52 PM): so i told her to shove the jersey up her ***
POFG (10/24/2007 9:39:07 PM): i won't ever speak to her again, she just signed off.
sara2 (10/24/2007 9:39:07 PM): why would she not want you to have it back.....
POFG (10/24/2007 9:39:25 PM): she does, i told her to throw it away, too many bad memories
POFG (10/24/2007 9:39:36 PM): she doesn't agree, but it's how i feel
sara2 (10/24/2007 9:39:45 PM): oh...
POFG (10/24/2007 9:40:14 PM): she shattered my heart, so i need to distance myself as far away from her as i can
POFG (10/24/2007 9:40:49 PM): she doesn't know what the heck she wants. once she tells me she wants more than friends, next she says she isn't sure right now.
So I tell him that I'm not interested in being some rebound thing, especially if he's not over her and the relationship. Well, he assures me that he doesn't care for her anymore..blah blah blah.
Today I get an email from him telling me why he contacted her in the first place. She was in an accident, and he wanted to make sure she and her daughter were okay. Then he goes on about how he's only interested in me, he thinks I'm smoking hot and he loves my free spirit and personality, and my eyes and smile captivate him. (Which is all true by the way!! ;-) )
Part of me wants to call him on the whole thing. Which is it? The jersey or the accident? If you are only interested in me, why would you tell me she doesn't know what she wants? And why would you care?
This is why I hate dating.
But I have a quick Eric story for you, I'm starting to feel the effects of the soup.
He was in the tile shop today, and I needed to tell him something, so I told Mike, who was in the backroom with Eric that I needed him. He comes out, I give him the message and then he says to me, "Is that all you need me for?" With a straight face I tell him that I need to take him home and ravish his body. He looks at me and says that he would probably need Cialis because I would want to do it all weekend.
Duh.
Then I told him I was his girl, because the other night I found that we have Viagra at work. It's used to treat something else, other than "I can't get my dick up" syndrome.
Anyway Gentle Readers, any thoughts on POFG would be much appreciated. I'm off to get some more sleep!